Martes, Enero 17, 2012

The Best of Pick Up Lines

Bagay sa yo maging Amo …..
Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko…

 Sana posporo ka… at posporo din ako….
 Para match tayo!!!

 Ahhh… excuse me Miss!… Troso ka ba?…
Kasi, gusto kitang sibakin! ..

Hospital ka ba? ….
 May heart complication kasi ako.. Either I C U or U C me ..

 “Sana exam mo nalang ako, para sagutin mo din ako.”

“Kung ibibigay ko ba sa yo ang manibela ng puso ko, ibabangga mo sa pader ng kabiguan?”

“Bastos ka rin no? Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko!”

“Google ka ba? Lahat kasi ng hinahanap ko, sa iyo ko natagpuan eh!”

tok! tok! tok! Pwede ba akong pumasok sa buhay mo?

Miss! langit na ba to? para ka kasing anghel.

Redhorse ka ba? ang lakas kasi ng tama ko sayo eh

Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? type kasi kita eh

alam mo bang exam ako? kaya sagutin mo na ko

kung bola ka at ako ang player, masho-shoot ba kita? hindi! kasi lagi kitang namimiss

Uy! papicture naman tayo oh? para madevelop tayo sa isa't isa.

Surgeon ka ba? kasi ikaw lang ang nakapagbukas ng puso ko.

Marimar, kaw ba yan? pwede ba akong maging sergio ng buhay mo?

“Steady ka ba? Gusto kitang galawin eh.”

“Parang kang tae; hindi kita kayang paglaruan.”

 “Dalawa lang ang pwedeng mangyari. Either magmurahan tayo o magmahalan tayo. So ano?”

“Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe, pero alam ko, ang simula, U N I.”

“Nakalimutan ko pangalan mo eh. Puwede bang tawagin nalang kitang AKIN?”

 “Nakalunok ka ba ng kuwitis? Kasi pag ngumiti ka…may spark!”

Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…
 Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako! ..

Kung bola ka, at ako ang player.. Maso-shoot ba kita? …
 Hindi. Kasi lagi kitang ma-mi-miss! …

 Uhhmmm.. race track ka ba? …
Ang ganda ng curves mo!

Marry Your Daughter


Sir, I'm a bit nervous
About being here today
Still not real sure what I'm going to say
So bare with me please
If I take up too much of your time.
See in this box is a ring for your oldest.
She's my everything and all that I know is
It would be such a relief if I knew that we were on the same side
Cause very soon I'm hoping that I...

Can marry your daughter
And make her my wife
I want her to be the only girl that I love for the rest of my life
And give her the best of me 'til the day that I die, yeah
I'm gonna marry your princess
And make her my queen
She'll be the most beautiful bride that I've ever seen
I can't wait to smile
When she walks down the aisle
On the arm of her father
On the day that I marry your daughter
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsty.com/brian-mcknight-marry-your-daughter-lyrics.html ]
She's been here every step
Since the day that we met
(I'm scared to death to think of what would happen if she ever left)
So don't you ever worry about me ever treating her bad
I've got most of my vows done so far
(So bring on the better or worse)
And 'til death do us part
There's no doubt in my mind
It's time
I'm ready to start
I swear to you with all of my heart...

I'm gonna marry your daughter
And make her my wife
I want her to be the only girl that I love for the rest of my life
And give her the best of me 'til the day that I die, yeah
I'm gonna marry your princess
And make her my queen
She'll be the most beautiful bride that I've ever seen
I can't wait to smile
As she walks down the aisle
On the arm of her father
On the day that I marry your daughter

The first time I saw her
I swear I knew that I'd say I do

I'm gonna marry your daughter
And make her my wife
I want her to be the only girl that I love for the rest of my life
And give her the best of me 'till the day that I die
I'm gonna marry your princess
And make her my queen
She'll be the most beautiful bride that I've ever seen
I can't wait to smile
As she walks down the aisle
On the arm of her father
On the day that I marry your daughter